Funny Stuff

1. You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob" right? But that's how it comes out of the ground. They should call that "corn." They should call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "Jake." But then reattach it and call it "Jake-all-together!"

2. I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

3. I got an ant farm... them 'fellas didn't grow crap.

4. My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

5. Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."

6. I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid back company, so they just said "screw it, cut em up!"

7. Dogs are forever in the push-up position.

8. I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here.

9. Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only the disease you can get yelled at for having. Dang-it Otto you're an alcoholic. Dang-it Otto you have lupus. One of these doesn't sound right.

10. Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamous?

Wrestling

So as many of you know I am coaching youth wrestling. We have our fist tournament next weekend, and I'm a little worried. I'm teaching as fast as I can, but guys under about 6th grade, don't really catch on too fast. There are exceptions to every rule, but this one is stickin pretty close to the vest. We have quite a few great athletes, and all the kids from church are doing pretty well. I have to continually get on to one of the kids, but things are going pretty well. So anyways, if you are near Butler High School this next weekend you should stop in and cheer on the Cove Youth Wrestling Hawkeyes!!!

Kayaking Video

Check out the kayaking video, just me and some friends goin down the Locust Fork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71E8Gc-_3_c

ROLL TIDE

Well I have definately passed on my love for college football. My little boy knows that "War Eagle" and "Go Tigers" are a no-no, and he proudly says "Roll Tide!!"

Pretty much all day on Saturday(If I can't go down to Tuscaloosa)My wife, my son, and I sit and watch football all day. Gabe doesn't call it football, instead he calls it "Hut, Hut!" Oh well, close enough!


Roll Tide from andrea etheredge on Vimeo.

Coack Koz would be proud!!!

Okay so his technique is not perfect, but I can definately see some potential. He'll be pinning preschoolers in no time!!! Here is my 21 month old son, Gabe, performing a "sit in." (Smile Coach Koz)

Gabe doing a Sit In from andrea etheredge on Vimeo.

My best friend's wedding

I haven't posted on here in forever, so this may be a shock to some that I even posted. Anyways, my cousin Dusty is getting married this Saturday, August 23rd. He and Jenn (his fiance) have asked me to perform the ceremony. It obviously is a great honor for me, I just hope I don't get very nervous. My wife will be there taking pictures of the event. Anyways, not very much to say other than I'm very happy for them both, and I hope they have a wonderful day!!!!

The Mustache King

Starting June 1st I will be competing in a mustache contest. It will go for two months and I will only be allowed grow a mustache. My wife is not thrilled at all, but she has agreed to let me participate. I am not looking forward to all of the comments, but I'm trying to win some really cool stuff. Anyways, I think my brother Cody and friend John Blake are gonna do it with me. I really hate that my wife hates it, but hopefully she will still love me at the end of July!!!!
Anyways WISH ME LUCK!!!!!
jake